A woman named Gladys Dunn was new in town and decided to visit the Church closest to her apartment. She appreciated the pretty sanctuary and the music by the choir, but the sermon went on and on. Worse, it wasn’t very interesting.. Glancing around she saw many people in the congregation nodding off.
Finally it was over. After the service, she turned to a still sleepy-looking gentleman next to her, extended her hand, and said, “I’m Gladys Dunn.”
“You and me both!” he replied.
(Thank you to my friend, Allen Weiner, who sent this funny to me.)